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How to maintain a healthy amount of insanity

The Roms Network -Me Steeeeve

Of Commies and Ping Pong - Luke

Dead Commies Society -Nick

Thanks to the originator.
How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't
disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label
it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has Gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write
"for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance
with the prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh
hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area.
Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you
can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your
wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I
won!", "I won!" "3rd time
this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards
the parking lot, yelling
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the
economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of

20. Send an e-mail to everyone in your address
book with this copy and pasted into it,
even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff
like this.